Nerdy Soup

Cover by me for the album “Something Strange” by Morose.

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• 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
• 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
• 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
• 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
• 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
• 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
• 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
• 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
• 9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
• 10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
• 11: Top or bottom?
• 12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
• 13: [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
• 14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
• 15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
• 16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
• 17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
• 18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
• 19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
• 20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
• 21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
• 22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
• 23: How big is too big (peniswise):
• 24: One sexual thing you would never do:
• 25: Biggest turn on:
• 26: Three spots that drive you insane:
• 27: Worst possible time to get horny:
• 28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
• 29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
• 30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
• 31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
• 32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
• 33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
• 34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
• 35: What your favorite part of your body:
• 36: Favorite foreplay activities:
• 37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
• 38: What do you wear to bed?
• 39: When was the first time you masturbated:
• 40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
• 41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
• 42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
• 43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
• 44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
• 45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
• 46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
• 47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
• 48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
• 49: Most attractive celebrity?
• 50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
• 51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
• 52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
• 53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
• 54: Do you have stretch marks?
• 55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
• 56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
• 57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
• 58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
• 59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
• 60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
• 61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
• 62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
• 63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
• 64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
• 65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
• 66: Do you watch porn?
• 67: How small is too small?
• 68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
• 69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
• 70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
• 71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
• 72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
• 73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
• 74: Booty or Boobs?
• 75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
• 76: Have you ever been on an official date?
• 77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
• 78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
• 79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
• 80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
• 81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

I am too nervous/excited about my first day as a manager in a new store tomorrow to sleep. At least I think that’s what’s keeping me awake.

I have worked so hard to get this promotion and watched three people who came in long after me get promoted way before me, and that was incredibly frustrating. I really believe deserve this position and worked my ass off for it.

However, I can’t help but think of all the new responsibilities and expectations that come with it. If my DM has everything go his way, he wants me running the store on my own in a year… That’s serious big boy salary money and serious big boy hours and obligation. And serious work to get there.

This is no doubt a step in the right direction. Honestly, I think I’m more afraid of disappointing myself than my bosses. I really feel like I can do this and handle this and if, for whatever reason, it turns out to be too much for me to handle, I think that will shatter my self view.

I also don’t want to disappoint Tommy. More so than that, I want to make him proud. He’s been carrying this relationship financially for the better part of the last two years, and being able to pitch in more with savings and every day expenses will really take stress off of him. And make me feel like I’m giving more to the relationship than just a pretty face…. Which he also does the majority of.

I don’t know what I feel more: excitement, nervousness, intimidation, validation, drive, or fear.

I thought this might help me sleep.

It isn’t.

First day in t-minus- 9 hours.

Sleep in t-minus- ?.

This is how I felt when I got promoted today.

I want this to be the last image I see right before I die.

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God, I love big women. There is something about a stomach, thighs, and big arms that is so attractive to me. Men or women, I like em big.

Mary, you’re my girlfriend.

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This is beauty

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David Yates’s most vivid memory of Emma is watching her suddenly let go of her steely professionalism and for once just be young and free. They were filming a death scene from Hallows Part 2 on a freezing-cold beach in Wales. The actors were miserable, especially Emma, who hates the cold and dislikes getting wet even more. But out of nowhere, he recalls, “She ran into the icy water and stood there, holding herself against the waves with her arms outstretched, just laughing.” In that brief moment he got a sense of what it must be like to have a multibillion-dollar industry dependent on your every move and be only nineteen years old.

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(via wett)